2006

Personal Updates

Mitch Hedberg is dead

Mitch Hedberg is dead. He passed away on March 29, 2005. At the time I posted this, I had no idea he was dead. I was curious why I hadn’t heard any new material from him in awhile, so I visited his website. I was honestly sad when I read the news. He was really a funny guy and I absolutely loved his sense of humor. Most of his jokes were common sense that I never looked at so commonly until he pointed it out. Thanks for the laughs, man. Your odd brand of wisdom will be surely missed.

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Code Wrestling

If you’re a regular visitor, you probably noticed that the front page now has a nifty little sidebar so you can see my five most recent tech tips. The whole exercise has been an effort of futility because I still have to fight with Firefox and IE 6 to get stuff to render right! I suppose I get frustrated because I don’t actively develop pages as much as I once did and I have just forgotten about how defensive you must be as far as making a change to the code, checking the renders in all browsers, making a change to the code, checking the renders in all browsers, ad infinitum.

I somehow lack the patience for this tedium now. Oddly enough, PHP tedium is fine: I’m actually getting to the point where doing a basic CSS/HTML design is annoying. The worst part is that I have an insane need to change my page every six months or so, which means I will always have to juggle the CSS/HTML render cycle. Talk about a Catch 22: Do I drive myself mad with the boredom of a current design or do I drive myself mad by writing new code? What to do…what to do…

The one thing I do know is that I really like my sidebar and that all is well in Travis land at the moment. Good night!

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5 Months and counting

I’m not really sure that any one ever comes to this site anymore, because the wedding is a thing of the past.  But, I’m at work and bored and so I thought I’d update the few who do!  Yesterday, Trav and I celebrated our 5 month wedding anniversary.  He was so sweet!!  After he left for work, Trav called me back at the house to wish me a Happy Anniversary and to tell me he loved me.  Then, after he got off work, he surprised me with flowers-5 of the most beautiful long stem red roses I’ve ever seen with baby’s breath, greenery and a beautiful red vase.  Now, I’ll give Trav the credit that he’s never miss a "month anniversary" since we’ve been together, but usually we just tell each other "Happy Anniversary" and move on with our business.  Trav really blew it over the top this month, and I LOVED it!!  It made me feel so special.  It’s easy to forget the special, sweet things that should happen when you’re living together and experiencing all of the morning breath, dirty laundry and slouchy days.  But, yesterday Trav proved to me that no matter what, he’s a romantic at .  What can I say… I buy him a red stapler and 4 days later, I get red roses.  Isn’t life ironic, don’t you think??

Tech Tips

Definition of the Swap File (or Virtual Memory)

Computers have a limited amount of physical RAM, which can only be increased by adding more memory chips to the motherboard. Luckily for us, engineers figured out a long time ago that we can use some space on our hard disks as if it were RAM.

If you’re using a Windows operating system, the space on the hard disk set aside to act like memory is called Virtual Memory. The use of the term Virtual Memory makes sense because the extra RAM isn’t actually there (hence, the virtual part). All other operating systems refer to the disk space as the swap file. The use of the term swap file also makes sense because data is swapped from one place to another: Data that isn’t currently being used is moved from the physcial RAM to the hard disk, and data on the hard disk that the processor needs is moved into RAM. For once in computing, both terms apply.

Just as the names for the swap file differ depending on what OS you use, so does the implementation. By default, Windows systems put a single file named pagefile.sys on the Windows installation root drive. The big disadvantage of this is that the pagefile.sys file can get very fragmented and since it’s on the same drive as the rest of Windows, it is very difficult to effectively defrag. On a Unix/Linux system, the swap file is a whole separate partition that is dedicated to the swap file. The swap file partition gets fragmented much less because it isn’t competing with disk space with the rest of the Operating System. Because of this separation, the Unix/Linux method is much more efficient.

Moving the Swap File on a Windows System

Fortunately, on a Windows system, you can make sure the pagefile.sys file lives on its own partiton just like a Unix system, even though Microsoft went through great lengths to hide the option to do so. In order for this to work, you must create a partition when you install Windows (or use a partitioning resizing program like Disk Commander). Once you have a separate partition, do the following:

  • Right-click on My Computer and choose Properties…
  • Click on the Advanced tab
  • Click the Settings button under the  Performance section of the dialog box
  •  Click on the Advanced tab on the resulting box
  • Click the Change button under the Virtual Memory section.
  • Click on the existing drive that has your pagefile on it. You’ll know which drive this is because it will have a paging file size listed next to it. Chances are, it will be C:
  • Choose the No Paging File radio button then click the Set button.
  • Now, click on the drive (partition) you wish to move your pagefile to.
  • Choose the System managed size radio button, then click the Set button
  • Click OK until you are prompted to reboot
  • Upon rebooting, your pagefile will be moved to the new drive (partition)

Note: If you put the pagefile.sys on a separate hard disk, you will notice a huge performance boost in applications like Photoshop that use a lot of Virtual Memory.

Personal Updates

They switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler…

Red Stapler - I'll burn down the building!Just when I thought I couldn’t be loved anymore, Beck reveals to me that she has bought me my very own red Swingline stapler! I have wanted one since that fateful day in 1999 when I saw Milton’s on Office Space. If I ever had any doubts about Beck being the perfect girl, they are long gone.
A RED STAPLER!

Update: I got the stapler in the mail yesterday. It was everything I was hoping for…and more. It doesn’t bind up as much and…everytime I use it, I think of Becca. How cool is that!

Personal Updates

We Sold Frodo

We sold our little pug Frodo after deciding it wasn’t fair to him to be locked up in his cage 8-12 hours a day. The poor pup had no stability because Beck was taking him back and forth between here and Lexington, so proper paper training was not possible.

Beck cried so hard when we took him to the pet store  to be sold. She kept saying, "He looks so little," after they put him in the display case. She was right: He did. He was ok with it, I think, because he immediately started rooting around in the shredded newpaper and throwing it in the air.

The lady at the pet store called the next day to say that he had been sold. The people who bought him weren’t even in there to get a dog, but the little guy charmed his way into their hearts by pawing at the glass and hopping up and down. The lady knew the people and said they were well off with a big house and fenced in yard. So, Frodo has literally moved on to greener pastures. He has probably forgotten us, but we will never forget him.

Personal Updates

A Picture’s Worth a Thousand Words

I don’t think I’ve ever added a post about it, but if you haven’t checked out the Pictures section in awhile, you should head on over to the Gallery. There are pictures of the wedding, the rehearsal, and other stuff. I have a bunch more pictures to add, but since I still have dial-up, getting them posted has proven very difficult. Maybe someday… :)

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