Just when I thought I couldn’t be loved anymore, Beck reveals to me that she has bought me my very own red Swingline stapler! I have wanted one since that fateful day in 1999 when I saw Milton’s on Office Space. If I ever had any doubts about Beck being the perfect girl, they are long gone.
A RED STAPLER!
Update: I got the stapler in the mail yesterday. It was everything I was hoping for…and more. It doesn’t bind up as much and…everytime I use it, I think of Becca. How cool is that!