Personal Updates

Personal Updates

More Geek Slang Than You Knew Existed

Wikipedia is either a linguist’s nightmare or dream, depending on his disposition. This free online encyclopia offers tons of definitions that are years ahead of any formal dictionary. The entries are continually checked and updated as needed by a huge army of loyal contributors. Click here to check out one of the best geek-speak encyclopedias on the Internet. A hundred years from now, Wikipedia will probably be regarded as a cutting edge pioneer in language and linguistics.

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The Joy of Staying Put

This is the first time in four years that I don’t have to pack up %50 of what I own and head to Mom and Dad’s for a month. I can now leave everything exactly where it is. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll be heading there for all the neato food, but I don’t have to actually pseudo-move back in. This is wondermus.

On the teaching front, everything went smoothly today with the new round of students. I get paid on Wednesday, which is always good. Yipeeee!

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Blue Hair

I got my hair cut at Wal-Mart this morning. (Before you laugh, I think she did a fantastic job.) After Robin, the stylist, had finished with the cut, she pleaded with me to put some blue gel in my hair. I’ve never had colored hair in my life (not even on Halloween), but it’s two days after Thanksgiving, I’ve got a good hair cut, and I’m in a good mood, so I figure what the heck. Needless to say, it looks odd. I proceeded to do my grocery shopping with my blue hair. It’s amazing how many double-takes I got whilst parusing the ailes looking for my usual fare of frozen pizza and pizza-related items. A guy walking like he’s drunk with blue hair. You don’t see that in Wal-Mart every day.

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Two Monitors!

I got the DVI cable I ordered from Buy.com today and hooked my new 19″ flat panel to the all-digital DVI connector on my video card. I must say, the digital connection makes a load of difference in terms of image quality. Text, graphics, and colors are so much sharper than with the analog connection, and there are almost no “jaggies” now. The brightness and contrast controls are even more effective.

Perhaps the best part is that I now have my old 17″ CRT AND my new 19″ flat panel hooked up at the same time! I have never actually gotten to play with two monitors at once before. It’s fantastic! No more switching back and forth between a tutorial and code. I can have the tutorial open on one monitor and the code on the other. The new flat panel dwarfs the poor little CRT, but there’s nothing inherently wrong with the CRT. It was (and still is) a fantastic monitor. Most of my time will be spent looking at the new kid on the block, but my CRT will probably enjoy many ‘a satisfied nod from me for year to come.

Uncharacteristically, I’m going to steal a link from Jay Atwood’s site. The Bunny Re-Enactment page is just too good to pass up! I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile. I think I like the Titanic spoof the best.

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19″ of Fun

I bought a 19″ flat panel monitor (the Viewsonic VX910) last Saturday. It’s great. I wish I would have had it in college. It’s glorious 19″ fully viewable screen weighs only 18.7 pounds, as opposed to my 17″ CRT that weighed in at about 65 pounds. This is the best thing I’ve bought since I started working. Yay!

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Newest Firefox Rocks!

Mozilla’s newest release of its Firefox Browser rocks. Whatever bugs were in the previous releases have been more than resolved and it now renders faster than Opera. There’s also a new extensions manager that will automatically update your extensions automatically. Click here to find out more and download your free copy!

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The Difference Between AND and OR

Somehow, someway, it has come to my attention that the meanings of “and” & “or” are not understood very well by a large number of people. Let me stand on my Internet Soapbox and clarify. “And” indicates that both conditions must be met. If I say “Jack and Jill,” it means both individuals together. In other words, both things on the side of and have to be included.

“Or,” on the other hand, is not inclusive. It means only one of the two conditions or nouns surrounding or has to be met. If I say “Jack or Jill,” it means that if I have either one, regardless of the presence of the other, the condition has been met.

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Ghetto Fabulous

I’m living in Jackson, KY in a truly ghetto fabulous rental trailer. The trailer itself isn’t that bad, except for the must smell and buckled flooring. In my living room, there’s a futon, my computer (functioning as a TV), a desk, and my shiny, new satelite receiver with 120 beautifully digital channels. My kitchen has a patio table and chairs. On my bar sits Jessica the beta fish. (By the way, Jessica has been blowing tons of bubbles since we got here. I think he digs the place.) My bedroom has my bed, nightstand, and dresser. I am hummed to sleep every night by the sound of my window unit air conditioner and a tiny dehumidifier. It’s all definately worth of MTV Cribs.

I’m teaching Office Technology at the Breathitt County Area Technology Center. I love teaching. It’s a blast. You never know what the kids will come up with each day. The paperwork is killing me, but I think I’ll be alright. Today is the first day I’ve come home earlier than 6PM. I get paid on August 30, at which time I’ll surely tell you I love the job that much more.

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Using Windows Update

Windows isn’t perfect. There’s barely a need for me to make such a statement, but for those of you who may have only been using a computer for a couple minutes, you may have needed warning. Microsoft has gainfully included Windows Update, which is a way to update Windows so that everything is (supposedly) safe and secure. To run Windows Update, do the following:

  1. Open up Internet Explorer.
  2. On the menu bar at the top, click Tools, then click Windows Update
  3. If a dialog box appears asking you if you want to install an updated version of Windows Update, click Yes
  4. After the Windows Update page loads, click on Scan for updates
  5. There will be an indicator telling you how far along the scan for updates has proceeded. If you haven’t updated Windows recently, this process can take quite some time. Be patient, especially if you’re on dial-up.
  6. Once the scan has completed, you’ll be presented with a list of Critical Updates and Service Packs. Sometimes, there are application and driver updates also, but the Critical Updates are the ones you really need to get.
  7. To add an update you wish to install, click the Add button below the update. If you want to remove an update, click the Remove button. Note:Critical updates are automatically added to the list of updates to be installed.
  8. When you have selected all the updates you wish to download, click Review and Install Updates
  9. The download of the updates will begin. Once installation has taken place, you may have to restart you computer.

It is important to run Windows Update at least once a week, or daily if you can. The Critical Updates eliminate a majority of the security vulnerabilities, and render worms like Sasser and Nimda useless. So remember, UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE!

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