I don’t know what’s in the water, but the kids were very cranked up today. I guess Springtime does it.

I now have a wireless Internet connection in my humble rental. Granted, it is a wireless connection to a dial-up connection, but I can go anywhere in the house and surf. I’ve taken advantage of it mostly while lounging in my new recliner or kicking back on the couch (also new!). If only I had a toilet built into the recliner…

Cans of my favorite carbonated beverage, Pepsi now comes in 14 oz. cans. THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! Cans of pop have been 12 oz. for a very, very long time. Our standard pop machines won’t be able to dispense these bastardized cans. We must put a stop to this! If we don’t, the evil soda companies will start making us use Canadian money to buy stuff out of their machines…Click here to sign a petition to end the sale of 14 oz. cans of pop.

Courtesy of the friendly neighborhood rubbermouse, comes the Gizoogle.com. It will instantly translate your page into the smoothest dialect ever: Snoop talk! This really ain’t nothin’ but a G thang!

For any of you budding web designers out there, I recommend you visit Web Pages That Suck.com. One of the best ways to learn good web design is to look at the WORST web design. Gotta love it.