2006

Rarely do I rant and rave about Internet Explorer on this site. It is especially rare nowadays that I post anything technology related on the blog.  However, given what I have went through in the last two hours, I feel I need to vent to the public at large. I HATE INTERNET EXPLORER! I really wish Microsoft would have gotten the browser right way back in 2001.  Recently, most of the security holes have been patched, however, the boys in Redmond haven’t touched the underlying rendering engine since the browser was launched.  Now, for people who do not develop websites, that’s not really a big deal.  For people like me who strive to build standards-compliant sites that also look nice, IE is like a plague. IE mucks up every standardized computer language that is supposed to make web pages look right no matter how you choose to view them. 

The new position of the navigation bar (just below the main title) took about 20 times longer than it should to implement. Why? BECAUSE IE HAS A BUG DEALING WITH WHITESPACE THAT HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1997!  Now, as an experienced web designer, I should have remembered that the bug was there and been able to fix it without a lot of thought.  It has been forever since I attempted the technique I used, so my knowledge of the bug had erroded. But, I got to thinking, why should I have to worry about the bug? IT’S 2006! MICROSOFT, FIX THE DARN THING ALREADY!

I have actually broken a big-time rule of web design: My page doesn’t render the same on all browsers.  In order to see the page exactly how it is supposed to appear, you’ll need to download Firefox. If you’re using Internet Explorer, you’ll probably notice the black navigation bar is skinny.  Well, it’s supposed to be a bit fatter and the links are supposed to be evenly spaced. I decided I wasn’t going to throw my design out the window just because of IE’s bug. I know, I know: Good web designers work around the bugs.  Well, even with the bug, the design is functional. It’s just not as pretty. Oh well, as any of you know, I’ll re-design the site around Christmas.

The Bright Side: I suppose if that’s the only thing I have to complain about, then life must be going pretty good. In fact, that is exactly the case.  Married life is awesome. I love Becca more and more every day, and I don’t care who knows it!  I shall return to my teaching duties in a couple days, and I fully expect this to be the most productive year yet!  I want to do the best job I can do to help my kids achieve as much as I know they can.  One thing’s for sure, though: I now have what every man needs.  A good woman behind him. I LOVE YOU BECCA!

I’m not even sure if all sound cards can still produce MIDI sounds, but if you happen to have a card that can, feast your ears on the following selection of vintage MIDI files!  I have a SoundBlaster Live Value card and most of these sound pretty good. (Be forewarned: A couple are absolute stinkers!)  As I recall, they sounded a lot better on an AWE64, which I assume many of them were composed on.

Note: These MIDIs were found on the Internet in approximately 1998. If the copyright belongs to you, email me and I’ll remove the link.

• 2001: Space Odyssey
• Back to the Future
• Batman (1989)
• Beattlejuice
• Beverly Hills Cop
• James Bond Theme
• Close Encounters of the Third Kind
• Doom Episode 1, Level 1
• Doom Episode 1, Level 2
• Doom Episode 1, Level 3
• Doom Episode 1, Level 4
• Doom Episode 1, Level 5
• Doom Episode 1, Level 6
• Doom Episode 1, Level 7
• Flashdance Theme
• Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• Gremlins Theme
• Jurrasic Park
• Mission Impossible Theme
• Mortal Kombat Theme
• Mortal Kombat Theme (Another Version)

As any of my friends probably know, I have gotten horrible at responding to email. I used to love getting email, but in the past few years, it has become an extreme headache because every time I would go to my inbox, there would be a blue-million spam messages. Out of every 100 emails I would receive, maybe two would actually be something I want to read. On top of that, I’ve had at least 4 email accounts at all times (not counting the ones from work). The whole thing was a mess.

I am pleased to announce that I finally found a solution that has put the functionality back into email.  I should have figured out what to do a long time ago, but it never occured to me that all my web email accounts now allow you to forward any messages sent to that address to another account.  (I haven’t checked out the options in most of these accounts in a long, long time.)  Once I figured out how easy it was to have everything forwarded, I decided to use my gmail account to aggregate all my various accounts because I love the spam filter and the Label interface.  I realize the world is quite divided over whether or not Labels are better than traditional folders, but I have found that the ability to assign multiple Labels to one message has really helped me organize things.  I then setup a  filter that applies a  Label to mail as it arrives based on the email address that the mail was originally addressed to.

The results have been fantastic.  I can easily see which account all the mail has come from and I’ve only received one piece of spam (which was easily thwarted with a click of the "Report Spam" button. I checked my email at least 4 times yesterday without fear or dread of spending minutes just tidying up all my accounts.  I can’t remember the last time I’ve been so receptive to my email. As a result, I may actually get back to my friends and family in a timely manner. Viva la email!

Well, It’s official!  Travis has managed to put up with me for 1 whole month!  In two hours, it will be our official 1 month anniversary!  We’ve had fun for the last month, but it’s been a very busy time!  For those of you who sent cards and gifts, but never received a thank-you, it will be there soon, I promise!  Things are about to settle down, so I should have time to do them now!!

Hey Everyone!  I just wanted to check in with everybody since it’s been forever since I posted on here.  Blogging on here used to be my pasttime, but since school went out me and the dial-up haven’t been getting along so good!  While it was the most stressful thing I’ve ever been through, the wedding on May 27th was so beautiful and it was worth it all.  Things have finally began to slow down with that, but there’s still so much to do as a couple now.  There’s been family reunions, graduations, family visits…You name it, we’ve done it.  It’s been a busy time, but I wouldn’t have wanted to do it with anyone else besides Trav!  Well, I’d better get back to work now, before I get in trouble!!  Sincerely, Mrs. Jerry Travis Smith

Here’s a link to my KY Tech Good News article. Ms. Dundon did a good job making me sound awesome!

Well, there’s only 2 days until the wedding and still so much to do!  Trav is working on our music and the slideshow that will be played before the ceremony.  I’m getting ready to do some laundry, and pack for the honeymoon!  Tonight, I get my flowers and tomorrow will be full of running around!  To the wedding party:  Don’t forget that rehearsal is at 6, so try and get there a few minutes before then!!!  Until Saturday, everyone have a calm rest of the week…somebody needs to and it’s not going to be me!!!!

Numb is the only way I know to describe it.  Six years of college is over with as of 5 minutes ago. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry…The entire experience has been a marathon with elements of a sprint thrown in. (Most of the sprinting happened during Fall 2002 & Fall 2004…)

I can now start living my life.  For the last six years, I’ve lived with a deadline over my head, always looking over my shoulder (and at the syllabus) to see what hurdle I had to jump next.  That’s over now! It’s a wild feeling for sure.  I would like to thank my family for helping me get through the whole lot of it. And, of course, I must thank Becca for helping through the final year.  By their help and dedication, I have finished my course. Thank you all and I love you!