Elevator Slugs

I am increasingly disgusted by the fat and lazy who are too sorry to take the stairs in the Combs Building. The area in front of the elevator is so clogged between class changes that it is nearly impossible to navigate past it. If you’re lazy enough to take the elevator, at least stand back out of the way of those of us who are mobile (or at least attempt to be).

If you legitimately have a problem that prevents you from using the stairs, taking the elevator is an acceptable thing to do. If, however, you simply lack the wherewithall to climb two flights of stairs to the 2nd floor, you need somebody to shake you! The media wants to blame McDonald’s for the obesity that is prevalent in this nation. I blame the people who always have to use the elevator.

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